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Dylan N. Ooms
Dylan provides a huge amount of knowledge in case studies pointed to gammon. He has great experience in world wide technican improvements while his leadingship as sales assistent at a regional baker.

Ross N. Otire
Ross is the mirror drape specialist. His world sausage campaign was as prosperously as the world championship ant pudding cooking. Before he became chairman at TLA, Bla. he was traction engine train operator in a mostly waste regional part of cambridge.

Cliff R. Ebel
Cliff is TLH's anchor in sea business. He provides both sailing skills as well as skilled knowledge of gammon. Cliff's world is build upon stool of sausages, resulting in a wired smelling comming out of his room.

Dylan N. Ooms

Dylan is the best first-level advisor in the world of Ross. But truely not in all other worlds or parallel universums which are present in any literatur and human brains.

He thinks he can fly and everytime when he tries this he falls from the roof of our headquater and lands on the hard ground. This is very funny if you are watching when he bounce many times on the floor. Since some years we are betting how many times hey bounces. Our biggest Jackpot was 597234435 Australian Dollar.

His skills cover everything from eating small brown undefinable things which he brings to his desk from our toilets to laying sensless in our corridors and slobbering on the carpet.

After he finished the school of the cheewing bottle with the best results in nothing he directly began to work on his world domination. This plan sucked and so he retrained to the job of an ape. Ten years he worked in a local zoo but than he got the idea to do absolutly nothing. But this plan also sucked and he had to work, because he wanted to drink not only the water near the nuclear power plant. This was a good idea, we think it was the only one in his life, and he didn't get a third eye like the small, little and cute fish from a well know animated series. By the way, have you seen the episode which i was watching 2 hours ago? it was so crazy and everybody in the WHG was able to ear my laugh. Everybody who didn't saw this episode is a totaly dumbass an should kill him self. This would make the world safer, peavefuller and better.

What? Oh yeah. About Dylan. Yes. Don't badg me or i will call my brothers.
So after he began to work as sales assistant at the local baker in kastrop brauxel he slowly kicked his rival in the ass, like the Australien inhabitands are doing this. Wow. yeah. this is also the story of an episode of the fine animated series. I think i should tell you more about this because its much more better than the fucking life of Dylan. While i am writing this text i had to puke 4 times on the keyboard. This is very shit, because i am writing this text with it. My hands are allready soaked from my puke.

Concluding we can only say: nam bskos dga' ldan pho brang phyogs las rnam rgyal